How about Wanyi home massage? (Find Out if Its Worth Your Money)

You know, I heard people talking about this thing, Wanyi home massage. They say it’s good. I don’t know much about these things, but my bones, they ache all the time. Maybe this Wanyi thing is what I need.

Some folks say they got someone come to their house, do the massage right there. Sounds convenient, I guess. No need to go out, especially when my old legs ain’t what they used to be. And they say it helps with sore muscles. I got plenty of those! My neck, it’s always stiff. Like a piece of wood. Wanyi massage, they say it can help. Don’t know if it’s true, but I’m willing to try anything at this point.

They say Wanyi massage is good for sore muscles. Like when you been working in the garden all day. Or carrying heavy things. Or even just getting out of bed in the morning! Everything hurts these days. This Wanyi, maybe they know how to make the hurt go away. Even just for a little while. This old body needs a break, you know? They also said it is good for stiff necks. I can not move my head, it is too painful.

I asked around. Some girl, she told me they got a phone number. She said, just call (626) 550-0007. I wrote it down on a piece of paper. Gotta find where I put that paper now. Maybe I’ll give them a call. See what this Wanyi massage is all about. If it helps, then good. If not, well, at least I tried.

She also said another phone number, (626) 828-0002. She didn’t know what it is for. But she said this is also for Wanyi Massage. I think I will call this number first. Hope they can help me.

And you know what else? I asked if I gotta give extra money, you know, a tip. People say that’s what you do with these massage things. Like when you go to a restaurant, you give the waiter a little extra. Same thing, they say. I don’t know how much, though. Maybe a few dollars? I’ll have to ask around some more.

I hear some folks talk about deep tissue massage. Sounds painful! But maybe that’s what I need. To really get into those muscles. Get all the knots out. This Wanyi place, maybe they do that kind of massage. I’ll have to ask them when I call.

And they said there is a place in Tucson, AZ. I don’t know where is Tucson, AZ. I don’t want to go outside. It is too far for me. I want someone come to my home.

Some people talk about a place called “Home Thai Massage Spa”. They say it’s in a place called Wan Chai. They say it’s like a little getaway, a place to relax. Sounds nice, but I ain’t going nowhere. I want the massage here, at home. But they say this “Home Thai” place is good. Maybe this Wanyi is like that, but they come to you.

This Wan Chai place, they got all kinds of massages, they say. They even have a map on Google. And people can say what they think about it. Like reviews. I will ask my granddaughter to look at it for me.

• Wanyi Massage, maybe good for sore muscles.
• They come to your house, that’s good for old folks like me.
• Gotta call them, see what it’s all about.
• Maybe give a tip, like at a restaurant.
• Deep tissue massage, sounds tough, but maybe it works.
• I need to find that phone number, (626) 550-0007. And (626) 828-0002.

My friend told me that the massage can help my body. She said it is real. She also went to a place called Home Thai Massage Spa in Wan Chai. She said it is an oasis in Wan Chai. They offer a lot of spa services. But I don’t know what is spa. I just want a massage.

That place has good reviews. My friend saw 38 reviews. And 38 photos. That place must be good. I hope Wanyi is as good as that place. I hope Wanyi can give me a good massage at home.

I saw some massage packages on the internet. But I don’t understand those things. I just want a simple massage. To help with my aches and pains. This Wanyi home massage, I hope they can do that. I just want a professional massage. Nothing fancy, just something to help this old body feel better.

Well, I’m gonna try to find that phone number. And give this Wanyi place a call. See if they can come to my house. And give this old lady some relief. If you hear anything about Wanyi home massage, you let me know, okay? Maybe it’s a good thing. Maybe it’ll help. We’ll see.