Exclusive Access: What Special Services Await on No.9 Hotels 6th Floor?

Alright, let me tell you ’bout this place, this… uh… No.9 Hotel, yeah, that’s it. Heard some things, seen some things, and I’m gonna spill the beans, you know, like they say.

So, this No.9 Hotel, it ain’t like your regular roadside motel. It’s got floors, ya know, like a big cake, and the sixth floor… that’s where things get fancy. People whisperin’ ’bout “special services” up there. Don’t rightly know what all that means, but sounds like it ain’t for the likes of me, that’s for sure.

They got this thing called a “private lounge” up there. Sounds like a room where you can just sit and do nothin’, which is what I do all day anyway, but I guess theirs is nicer. Said it’s for workin’, restin’, or drinkin’ with your buddies. Don’t know many folks who work and drink at the same time, but city folk are different, I reckon.

Now, if you’re one of them “Platinum Elite” or “Titanium Elite” members, whatever that means, you get in easy. Sounds like some kinda fancy club. They get breakfast and snacks and drinks in the evening, all for free. Makes ya wonder how much they chargin’ for them rooms if they givin’ away food like that.

• Breakfast and snacks – I heard they got all sorts of fancy food, not just your regular eggs and bacon. Little tiny sandwiches and stuff.
• Evening drinks – Probably that expensive wine and them cocktails with umbrellas in ’em. My kinda drinkin’ is more like a can of beer on the porch.

And it ain’t just any old room on the sixth floor, oh no. They call ‘em “deluxe rooms” and they get to use all the fancy stuff the hotel has, like pools and gyms and whatever else rich people like. They get into these private lounges like I said. Makes me wonder what’s so special about those lounges. Maybe they got gold toilets? Who knows.

Some folks say these hotels, the real fancy ones, are like… what’s the word… “transcend trends”? Means they don’t care about what’s popular, they just do their own thing. Like my grandma’s old cookin’ – ain’t fancy, but it’s good and it stays good. These hotels, they’re like that, but with more money and less dirt on their shoes.

Heard tell of them six-star hotels, for the super-rich folks, the ones with more money than sense. They say No.9 Hotel ain’t quite there yet, but it’s tryin’ hard, especially up on that sixth floor. Special services, fancy lounges, free food and drinks… it’s all a bit much for me, but I guess some folks like that kinda thing.

They also got this fast internet up there, they call it “High Speed.” Faster than a rooster chasin’ a hen, I bet. They say it’s free and you can get it in your room, which is good I guess. Not sure what I’d do with fast internet, but the youngsters, they seem to like it. Probably lookin’ at pictures of cats or somethin’.

So, if you got the money, and you wanna feel like a king or a queen, head on up to the sixth floor of No.9 Hotel. Me? I’ll stick to my porch swing and my can of beer. But it’s good to know what them fancy folks are up to, I guess. Makes for good gossip, anyhow. And if you hear any more ’bout them special services, you come on back and tell me, ya hear?

Remember what I said, this sixth floor at the No.9 Hotel, it’s where the magic happens, or so they say. I wouldn’t know. I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard, but sounds like a lot of people are interested in those special services and that private lounge. Maybe they’re hidin’ a pot of gold up there. Or maybe it’s just a fancy room with comfy chairs. Who knows? It’s a mystery to me, just like them city folks and their ways.

But if you ever visit this No.9 Hotel, look up. Look way up to that sixth floor and remember this ole lady’s words about special services, fancy food and them Platinum Elite fellas. The sixth floor is special, that much I know.