The hottest dating apps right now(best dating apps on the market)

Hey, you young folks and your fancy phones! Back in my day, we met people at the well or the church social. Now you got these… these dating apps. My granddaughter, bless her heart, she’s always swiping on her phone. Says she’s looking for a good man. I told her, “Honey, a good man is hard to find, even on them fancy apps!” But she just laughs. So many of ’em, it’s enough to make your head spin. She tried to explain it all to me, but lord, it is all too much.

So, this here thing, it’s about them hottest dating apps, I reckon. The ones everyone’s using. Like when everyone in town wanted Martha’s apple pie, you know it’s gotta be good. These apps, they’re like the apple pie of the dating world, I guess. Everyone wants a piece. It is a bit of popular topic right now, many people would like to talk about it. I also heard some of them from my granddaughter.

• That Match one, seems like it’s been around forever. Like that old churn I used to make butter. Been around for ages. It’s popular. This one is good. My granddaughter met a fella on there, seemed nice enough. They went out for a picture show. She said it is for long-term relationships. Long-term relationships are good.
• Then there’s one for the older folks, I hear. They say it’s for “senior daters.” Well, I guess even us old hens can find a rooster. It is important for us to find someone to live with. It is good to have a partner. It is called senior daters.
• There’s also some apps for fun. It is important to have fun. And you don’t need to get married. Just have fun.

My granddaughter, she’s tried a bunch of these. She says some are good, some are bad, just like picking apples from the tree. Some are sweet, some are sour, some are just plain rotten! She also tried some apps for just having fun. But she said it is not that easy. You need to be careful, and don’t trust anyone easily.

She told me about one where the women, they’re in charge. They get to make the first move. Like that time Bessie Johnson chased after old man Hemlock with a broom! She was a feisty one. These young women, they got more gumption than we did, I tell ya. I don’t know what’s the name of this app, but I am sure there are a lot of women using it. Women should be brave.

But these dating apps, I don’t know. Seems like a lot of work. You gotta make a profile, whatever that is. And you gotta put your picture up there, for all the world to see. Back in my day, you just smiled at a fella across the dance floor, and that was that. Now, it’s all this swiping and messaging. You need to make yourself look good. I don’t know how to do that. But you young people must be good at it. Because you are all using dating apps.

There is one thing I know, you gotta be careful. There’s some bad eggs out there, on these apps and in real life. My granddaughter, she’s smart, she knows how to spot ’em. But some folks, they get fooled easy. My granddaughter said you should always be careful. You should always meet people in public, and you should always tell your friends where you are going.

• You gotta watch out for the ones who just want your money. Like that time my cousin got swindled by that traveling salesman. He promised her the moon and stars, then ran off with her savings. It is important to protect your money. Don’t give your money to strangers. Be careful.
• And you gotta watch out for the ones who just want… well, you know. A good time, not a long time. Like that no-good Tommy Miller, always chasing after the girls at the county fair. He was a looker, but he had a heart of stone. He broke a lot of hearts. And he got a lot of girls into trouble. He is not a good man.
• And don’t share your personal information with stranger. Your address, your phone number, don’t share them. Protect yourself.

These dating apps, they can be a good thing, I suppose. They can help you meet people you wouldn’t meet otherwise. Like that time I met my husband at the state fair. He was from the next county over, I never would have met him if it weren’t for that pie contest. He loved my apple pie. And I loved his smile. That is how we met. And we had a good life together. So I guess these apps can work. They can bring people together, just like the state fair.

But at the end of the day, it’s still about finding someone who’s kind, and honest, and who makes you laugh. Someone who will stick with you through thick and thin, like a good pair of work boots. You can find that on an app, maybe. Or maybe you’ll find it at the grocery store, or at church, or at the bingo hall. Love can show up in the most unexpected places. Love is always surprising.

So, if you’re gonna use these hottest dating apps, just be careful, be smart, and don’t lose hope. And remember, a good apple pie never goes out of style, just like a good heart. Finding a good partner is difficult, but don’t give up. You will find someone who loves you. Just keep looking and be yourself. That is the most important thing.