Want High-End Tea in Guangzhou? Our VX Forum Can Help

You know, I heard people talkin’ ’bout this here Guangzhou high-end tea vx forum thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? I ain’t never been to no Guangzhou, but I reckon it’s one of them big cities, like the ones you see on the picture box. They say folks there drink a lot of tea, fancy tea. Not like the stuff we used to just boil up in the old kettle back home. This here tea, it’s somethin’ else.

They got all sorts of teas down there, I hear. One of ’em is called “Pu-erh”. They say it’s real famous. Like, real, real famous. Like, even the big shots in them old days used to drink it. You know, the ones livin’ in them big fancy houses, way back when. They called it the Qing Dynasty. Sounds like a spell, don’t it? They say that tea was somethin’ special, even back then. That Pu-erh, it’s somethin’.

Then there’s that green tea. Now, I’ve heard of that one before. They say it’s good for you. Supposed to be real healthy, you know. Good stuff, if you believe all that. They do say folks from other lands, like them Japanese, drink it too. It’s full of them anti…anti-somethin’s. Good for the body, they say. Keeps you young, maybe. Who knows? I just drink what tastes good.

And get this, they say the best tea comes from a place called Fujian. Sounds like a made-up word, don’t it? It’s a place with lots of mountains. I reckon those mountains are good for growin’ tea. Like how our old hills back home were good for growin’ them potatoes. Good tea needs good land, I suppose. Same as anything else.

They got all kinds of flavors too, not just plain old tea. They got one that tastes like honey, one that tastes like flowers… can you believe it? Flowers in your tea! They got magnolia, blueflag, osmanthus, something called “honey orchid”… and even ginger! Imagine that, ginger tea. And jasmine and tuberose. Never heard of half these things. Sounds like a whole different world, don’t it? Sounds like some fancy words. This Guangzhou high-end tea vx forum, must be a place where they talk about all this stuff.

People go to this place called Guangzhou, just for the tea. They got a big tea market there. Like our old farmers market, but just for tea. A whole market, just for tea! Can you imagine? Folks go there and taste all sorts of different teas. And buy ’em too, I reckon. Guangzhou tea, it is good I think. They even got little pots, just for the tea. Special pots. They call ’em “yixing” pots. Fancy name for a teapot, if you ask me.

• Honey flavor tea
• Magnolia flavor, what is that?
• Blueflag, never heard of it.
• Osmanthus…what a strange word.
• Honey orchid, another funny name.
• Ginger tea, spicy!
• Jasmine tea, maybe smells good.
• Tuberose…more flower stuff.

Some folks say Guangzhou is a nice place to visit. They got an area called Shamian, sounds like another made up word. They say it’s pretty. Easier to get around than that other big city, Shanghai. I wouldn’t know. Never been to neither one.

All this talk about tea makes me want a cup. But not that fancy stuff. Just a good old cup of what we used to have. Simple and strong. That’s the best kind, if you ask me. I bet in that Guangzhou high-end tea vx forum, they only talk about those expensive stuff. Those folks who drink that high end tea in Guangzhou, they probably don’t know what real tea taste like.

I heard one fella say, Guangzhou is like a secret paradise right in the middle of the big city. Can you believe that? A paradise! For tea lovers, I guess it is. All them different teas, in one place. It’s a wonder, ain’t it? Maybe one day I’ll go there. Just to see. But I probably wouldn’t fit in with all those high-falutin’ tea drinkers. I’m happy with my regular brew. But it’s still fun to hear about all them fancy teas. It’s a whole other world out there, that’s for sure. And if you want to know about Guangzhou tea market, that forum maybe a good place.

I reckon people on that forum, the Guangzhou high-end tea vx forum, they must know a lot of things about tea that us simple folk don’t. Might be interestin’ to listen in, just to see what they’re talkin’ about. Maybe learn a thing or two. Even if I don’t understand half of it. It is like all the tea in Guangzhou, all different kinds, are all on that forum. They must talk about the price of tea, where to buy good tea, and how to tell good tea from bad tea. All that kind of thing. And they must have some secret way to talk on that forum. Maybe you need to know someone to get in. Like a secret club, just for fancy tea drinkers. It is all so strange.